Archive for August, 2010

“And in a thousand years and a thousand tears/ I’ll come back to my original crew” — “I Feel Home,” OAR

Posted on August 31st, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Try to avoid being only “one away” from something. You don’t want to be one paycheck away from being broke; you don’t want to be one fight away from ending things with your boyfriend; you don’t want to be one pound away from being at an unhealthy weight. Try to build a [...]

“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you” — Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted on August 30th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: History Lessons + Facebook Statuses = This. How to be Prettier: Two big trends for this fall are studs and plaid; I love how this pair of shoes combines both. I would wear them with a simple, short black dress. How to be (less) Awkward: If you’re walking behind a slow [...]

“Never allow a person to tell you no who doesn’t have the power to say yes” — Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted on August 26th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Be wary of other girls that over-use the phrase “best friend.” Being someone’s best friend is a privilege that is earned over time and with care, not a phrase to throw around haphazardly. How to be Prettier: Classic Tweed + Collarless Jacket + Sale Price = This is the Jacket I’m [...]

“Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage” — Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby

Posted on August 24th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: If you want it bad enough, nothing will stop you. Case in point: Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most admired sea admirals, never found a cure for his sea-sickness (Source). How to be Prettier: Always eat your ice cream out of a small mug, not a bowl. The mug will still [...]

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing” — Emo Philips

Posted on August 23rd, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Wear a suit to work occasionally–it will make your boss think you are interviewing elsewhere, making you more desirable at your current job. How to be Prettier: This fall, during the in-between time of not needing a jacket and needing a down overcoat, try a cape in the autumn color of [...]

“Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right; decide on what you think is right and stick to it” — T.S. Eliot

Posted on August 20th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Everyone’s always talking about giving your partner space so you can have an independent relationship. But it’s not just about taking weekends off from each other, or agreeing not to meet up until after you have each gone to your own parties. It’s also about littler things—going down different grocery store [...]

“Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over” — Lois, Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

Posted on August 18th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: What Is It About 20-Somethings? How to be Prettier: In the same way nude heels elongate your legs, pointed-toe flats elongate your feet more than rounded-toes. How to be (less) Awkward: When online dating, limit the number of pictures of yourself that you post to about 4-5, and have at least [...]

“You’ve been walking in circles, searching. Don’t drink by the water’s edge. Throw yourself in. Become the water. Only then will your thirst end” — Jeanette Berson

Posted on August 16th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Everyone has two or three female celebrities they always pay special attention to when they see their pictures in magazines or see them mentioned in an article online. But try to also have a few powerful females in the business or political sectors you follow as well—it’s important to reinforce to yourself, [...]

“Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself” — Elbert Hubbard

Posted on August 12th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: A reminder of what we have to be grateful for. How to be Prettier: Modcloth’s Longer Length section is perfect for fashionable but work-length-appropriate dresses. How to be (less) Awkward: Eye contact is extremely imperative—in business, on dates, when talking to teachers. If looking someone straight in the eye is too uncomfortable, look just [...]

“But at my back I always hear/ Time’s winged chariot hurrying near” — Andrew Marvell

Posted on August 11th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Sometimes not telling everyone you know about your relationship makes it seem infinitely more precious. How to be Prettier: The way they are advertising this knee-length pleated black skirt in this picture doesn’t do it justice. I think if you wear it with heels and a white lace top, it would [...]

“The bluebird carries the sky on his back” — Henry David Thoreau

Posted on August 10th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: To achieve what you want, usually it’s less about being intelligent and clever, and more about outlasting everyone else. How to be Prettier: When you use shampoo, concentrate on rubbing it into your scalp; when you use conditioner, concentrate on letting it sit on the ends of your hair. How to [...]

“Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time” — Anonymous

Posted on August 9th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: To be taken more seriously, either at work, school, or by your parents, work on increasing your competence. Try to expand your know-how for tasks that are both simple, like learning how to contact your landlord yourself for apartment problems, and more complex, like taking an active role in helping a younger [...]

“A man’s worth has its season, like fruit” — Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Posted on August 5th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: If you are interested in math and/or The Price is Right, read this article. How to be Prettier: The next big nail thing will be rainbow nails, which is exactly like it sounds: wearing a different color on each nail. You don’t have to try this trend yourself, but it’s good [...]

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, ‘It might have been’” — John Greenleaf Whittier

Posted on August 4th, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Everyone you are jealous of is most likely jealous of you back. Envious of your friend’s high-intensity job? She is probably envious of your sweet vacation schedule. Wish your blog had a bigger readership? The girl with the bigger blog might be jealous of your ability to write whatever you want [...]

“There’s many a man has more hair than wit” — William Shakespeare

Posted on August 3rd, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: I do not agree with everything in this article, but I found it to be interesting reading for those of us who like gender, relationships and sociology.   How to be Prettier: By showering before you get in the pool, your hair becomes saturated with water and won’t absorb as much from the [...]

“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys” — Woody Allen

Posted on August 2nd, 2010 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: In a discussion where you and the other person are disagreeing, use the term “rarely” instead of “never.” If you say, “you never visit me on my lunch hour,” the other party will immediately remind you of the time they visited you three months ago. If you say the phase, “you rarely [...]

Happy 20 Months, Smart Pretty and Awkward.

Posted on August 1st, 2010 by by Molly Ford

This weekend, up on the roof, I celebrated 20 months of SP&A with cupcakes and good friends!