Archive for December, 2009

“You can’t be 16 forever” — Molly Ringwald

Posted on December 31st, 2009 by by Molly Ford

*Throwback entry from one year ago! Happy New Year’s Eve! Love, Molly* How to be Smarter: Do good and improve your vocabulary. www.freerice.com. How to be Prettier: Right now, as your stare at the screen, your face is tensed. Relax. Wrinkles form when your face has made the same expression over and over again. Every once in [...]

“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you” — Richard Wilbur

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: You are not a little girl, so don’t date a man that acts like a little boy. How to be Prettier: My favorite boots to skitter around in the rain in–love the color and the newly marked down price. How to be (less) Awkward: If you need advice about your long-term significant [...]

“Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that” — Michael Leunig

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Holding food directly above a dog will always make them sit because in order for them to look directly up they have to sit down. How to be Prettier: If you aren’t going to wear your  full-on sequined dress on New Years Eve, when are you going to wear it? How to be [...]

“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one” — Dolly Parton

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Dry your hands completely after washing them. The extra water can dry out your hands even more after it evaporates, and damp hands spread 1,000 times more germs than dry hands (source). How to be Prettier: An occasional dress-down outfit during a night out will turn some heads. You stand out when you catch people [...]

“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on” — Bob Newhart

Posted on December 18th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: This New  York Times article is long, but intensely interesting and well-written. A good message for all, with a significant other or not, not to forget to work on improving relationships that  are so central to your life. How to be Prettier: If you are going to pull your hair back, the higher the ponytail, [...]

“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think” — A. A. Milne

Posted on December 17th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: I do love a nice random facts site. How to be Prettier: Start using anti-wrinkle cream at age 18. And don’t forget your neck. But if you are older than 18, its okay. Just start this week and you’re fine. How to be (less) Awkward:  Almost every restaurant has it’s menu online [...]

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending” — Maria Robinson

Posted on December 15th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: The worst emotion people can have towards you is to be neutral. People don’t have to love you, but at least be interesting enough that they hate you. How to be Prettier: Dark jeans are almost always more slimming than light. How to be (less) Awkward: If something embarrassing happens to [...]

“If you want to limit yourself, that’s fine. But don’t let other people do it for you” — “Gracie” (2007)

Posted on December 14th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Every couple of weeks, skim over the New York Times Best Seller List and see what strikes your fancy for a good book to read. And the holidays are a great time to ask for some books you’ve been itching to read. How to be Prettier: I love reading, I love love, [...]

“It’s not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters” — Vanna White

Posted on December 11th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: An adorably helpful holiday site that organizes your online Secret Santa. How to be Prettier: Find that holiday gift–for you or for others–at a lower price by using a promotional code found on this site. How to be (less) Awkward: I know, I know, it is so annoying when someone types something into [...]

Readership Survey

Posted on December 10th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

Hello! If you had a second, I would love for you to fill out this 10 question readership survey. Love, Molly

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“The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams” — Elizabeth Gilbert

Posted on December 10th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: You might be washing your hands leaving the bathroom, but others aren’t. Open the doorknob with a paper towel when exiting the bathroom to prevent (even more) germs from spreading. How to be Prettier: I saw a girl yesterday wearing a leather miniskirt, and I was immediately inspired to buy my [...]

“Don’t get mad. Get everything!” — Ivana Trump

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: It’s okay to say “no way”, and still be caring. It’s okay to say “no, I won’t” and still be kind. It’s okay to say “this is over” and still be friendly. And sometimes saying “no” is the nicest thing to do, for everyone, in the long run. How to be [...]

“FEAR is an acronym in the English language for ‘False Evidence Appearing Real’” — Neale Donald Walsch

Posted on December 7th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Relationships are like vases. They can break apart in two main ways: one, they develop so many unfixed cracks that one day when you go to take them off the shelf they just turn into a million little pieces in your hands; and two, they are solid with only a few [...]

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time” — Tallulah Bankhead

Posted on December 4th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriends’ are not worth your time or energy. There are plenty of other people to Facebook stalk, my dear. How to be Prettier: My best friend and I just each bought this makeup kit together last weekend. We do not live in the same city, but we have spent [...]

“You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it’s good for one’s self-respect to be a punching bag” — Edward Koch

Posted on December 3rd, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Most girls are very sensitive are being too clingy when they first like boys. But don’t confuse being clingy with being sweet. It is great to be sweet–everyone likes sweet. Sending a text that says “Hope your day is going well…can’t wait to see you this weekend!” is sweet. Sending 17 [...]

“They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever” — Oscar Wilde

Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Pure cranberry juice is suppose to be so good for you, but I hate the taste. I mix it with gingerale when I don’t feel too well, and it always works. Sometimes I also mix it with orange juice for the Vitamin C. How to be Prettier: I love getting ready [...]

“Her dress is kind of short, and she’s staring dead straight at the camera and laughing” — Katherine Nolan

Posted on December 1st, 2009 by by Molly Ford

Good morning, Today marks a very important day in the life of this blog—Smart Pretty and Awkward is one whole year old today. The last year of writing SP&A has been a wonderful experience, especially as you all have given me suggestions and ideas to make it better for you to read. I remember being [...]