Archive for May, 2009

"And she’s so pretty, and she’s so sure. Maybe I’m more clever than a girl like her" — Vanessa Carlton, "White Houses"

Posted on May 29th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Anyone part of the blogging community, or wants to know more about social media to distinguish their resume, should read Tara Hunt’s The Whuffie Factor. How to be Prettier: Perfume is an investment; a nice bottle of perfume is expensive, but if only used a bit at a time it will [...]

"A right delayed is a right denied" — Martin Luther King Jr.

Posted on May 28th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: I found this an extremely well-thought out, short but useful guide to Twitter: click here.  How to be Prettier: Don’t wear a size 8 if you are a size 10.  How to be (less) Awkward: If you’re buying awkward things (tampons, feminine items, 2-for-1 candy bar specials, etc) at the nearest [...]

"What were once vices are now habits"–Album title, The Doobie Brothers

Posted on May 27th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Things that you write down as a goal tend to come true faster than things you just think/wish about coming true.  How to be Prettier: Swap the morning coffee for an apple. It will save your teeth from getting coffee stains, and an apple can wake up just as much as [...]

"This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law" — Coach Boone, Remember the Titans

Posted on May 26th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: If you get 1 percent better each day then you were the previous day, by the end of the year, you will be three times better than where you started.  How to be Prettier: Ciao Bella’s Sicilian Blood Orange Sherbet  is fat free and low in calories. Bonus: I like it so much, [...]

"Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated" — Lamartine

Posted on May 22nd, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Fill negative space when taking pictures, and also fill negative space in your life (with something not involving reality television).  How to be Prettier: Use tubes of lotions and beauty products is better than tubs because tubs are breeding grounds for bacteria from your hands. How to be (less) Awkward: Keep your mouth [...]

“I moved to New York City for my health. I’m paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified" — Anita Weiss

Posted on May 21st, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Get some lovely inspirational fashion ideas from this website: http://www.broadwayvogue.com/ How to be Prettier: If you run out of shaving cream while shaving your legs, use shampoo. How to be (less) Awkward: Very few things, with the exception of having children, are permanent. Forget this fact when times are good, and [...]

“We don’t stop laughing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop laughing” — Michael Pritchard

Posted on May 20th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: After a breakup, mandatory 3 days of no dramatic texting, rambling emails, or drunken calling. Number is out of your phone until you have a clearer head. How to be Prettier: Waiting a few days between shaving your legs makes them smoother when you actually do. How to be (less) Awkward: [...]

“You are the weakest link. Goodbye” — Anne Robinson

Posted on May 19th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: You don’t have to be successful to be interesting, but in order to be successful, you must be interesting. How to be Prettier: Break up with white bread; start dating multigrain. How to be (less) Awkward: No one is important enough to send an email that is entirely in caps. And [...]

“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours" — Wayne Dyer

Posted on May 18th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: People get a maximum of two hours to respond to text messages if sent during the normal day; if sent past 11, they have until the next morning to respond. Harassing someone’s inbox because they didn’t reply quick enough is too much too soon and will scare more people (boys) away. [...]

"Faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly" — Unknown

Posted on May 15th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: “Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.  How to be Prettier: Ray Bans are coming back hard. Love [...]

"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, ‘What’s in it for me?’”– Brian Tracy

Posted on May 14th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Humans need structure; try to create routines that provide a sense of stability to your day. This is especially important if you are in freelance work/a profession where the majority of your day is unstructured. How to be Prettier: Sparkle when the light hits you, both metaphorically and physically–you need a hint of [...]

“On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock" — Thomas Jefferson

Posted on May 13th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: You honestly have to know the difference between these two, regardless of your geek status. Click here How to be Prettier: I hate drinking lots of water but I know I’m suppose to. One little thing I do to get more water in me is I always fill my cup with ice all the way [...]

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being" — Oscar Wilde

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Bikram yoga is life changing. You need a life change. Do hot yoga for a hot ass.  How to be Prettier: If you are a small person, you must carry a small bag. If you are big person, you can get away with a larger bag. Keep things in proportion.  How [...]

"If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster" — Isaac Asimov

Posted on May 11th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Spend ten minutes a day doing something that will help you reach your ultimate goal. Ten minutes a day writing your novel; ten minutes a day doing jumping jacks; ten minutes a day researching better career options. Time adds up in a real, quantifiable way.  How to be Prettier: A lot [...]

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance" — Proverb

Posted on May 8th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Don’t change your resume; change your life and your resume will follow.  How to be Prettier: Embellished headbands are the future. Click here How to be (less) Awkward: If you’re riding in a cab and you’re not thinking totally clearly, put the cab ID number in your phone. If you forget something [...]

"I almost had a stroke when I rounded the corner and saw a tall, dark figure leaning against the side of my truck" — Bella Swan, Twilight

Posted on May 7th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Clutter isn’t about too much stuff; its about being indecisive about what you really need in your life. This applies to both physical and mental clutter.  How to be Prettier: Use white eyeliner on the inside tips of your eyes to make your eyes appear bigger. How to be (less) Awkward: When [...]

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail" — Harold R. McAlindon

Posted on May 6th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: Wash dark jeans inside out so their dye doesn’t fade or run. How to be Prettier: Personalize your stationary; I like this site: www.palmtreepapers.com  How to be (less) Awkward: On a similar stationary note; email thank you are not acceptable. A handwritten note says you took the time to dig around your [...]

"I liked that idea. Someone who’s trying to perform herself and not succeeding" — Maggie Gyllenhaal

Posted on May 5th, 2009 by by Molly Ford

How to be Smarter: After a class ends, stay in contact with the professor via email or the occasional stop by their office–you will need references for grad school later on.  How to be Prettier: Put a dash of baby powder if your hair if its oily and you don’t have time to wash it.  [...]