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Archive for May, 2009

5.29.2009

How to be Smarter: Anyone part of the blogging community, or wants to know more about social media to distinguish their resume, should read Tara Hunt’s The Whuffie Factor.

How to be Prettier: Perfume is an investment; a nice bottle of perfume is expensive, but if only used a bit at a time it will become both your signature scent and last quite a while. 
How to be (less) Awkward: If someone keeps trying to walk out of your life, stop holding the door shut and begging for them to stay. Let them go. 

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5.28.2009

How to be Smarter: I found this an extremely well-thought out, short but useful guide to Twitter: click here. 

How to be Prettier: Don’t wear a size 8 if you are a size 10. 
How to be (less) Awkward: If you’re buying awkward things (tampons, feminine items, 2-for-1 candy bar specials, etc) at the nearest drugstore, cover the items in your basket with a magazine until you get to the counter in case you meet any cute boys on the way up the front.

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5.27.2009

How to be Smarter: Things that you write down as a goal tend to come true faster than things you just think/wish about coming true. 

How to be Prettier: Swap the morning coffee for an apple. It will save your teeth from getting coffee stains, and an apple can wake up just as much as a coffee (this sounds like an exaggeration but it is actually not). 
How to be (less) Awkward: Upbeat music in the morning. No one benefits from starting their day off with music about breakups/death/living alone. Sorry Bright Eyes.

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5.26.2009

How to be Smarter: If you get 1 percent better each day then you were the previous day, by the end of the year, you will be three times better than where you started. 

How to be PrettierCiao Bella’s Sicilian Blood Orange Sherbet  is fat free and low in calories. Bonus: I like it so much, I would marry it.
How to be (less) Awkward: When packing for a summer vacation, you don’t need to bring more than five pairs of shoes: one pair sandals, one pair flats, two pairs of heels, and one misc. 

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5.22.2009

How to be Smarter: Fill negative space when taking pictures, and also fill negative space in your life (with something not involving reality television). 

How to be Prettier: Use tubes of lotions and beauty products is better than tubs because tubs are breeding grounds for bacteria from your hands.
How to be (less) Awkward: Keep your mouth shut until you understand what’s happening around you when in a new situation. 

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5.21.2009

How to be Smarter: Get some lovely inspirational fashion ideas from this website: http://www.broadwayvogue.com/

How to be Prettier: If you run out of shaving cream while shaving your legs, use shampoo.

How to be (less) Awkward: Very few things, with the exception of having children, are permanent. Forget this fact when times are good, and remember it when times are bad.

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5.20.2009

How to be Smarter: After a breakup, mandatory 3 days of no dramatic texting, rambling emails, or drunken calling. Number is out of your phone until you have a clearer head.

How to be Prettier: Waiting a few days between shaving your legs makes them smoother when you actually do.

How to be (less) Awkward: If someone doesn’t respond to your facebook friend request within three days, they saw it already and chose to ignore it. Exception: older family members who don’t know how to use/don’t log into facebook that often.

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5.19.2009
How to be Smarter: You don’t have to be successful to be interesting, but in order to be successful, you must be interesting.
How to be Prettier: Break up with white bread; start dating multigrain.

How to be (less) Awkward: No one is important enough to send an email that is entirely in caps. And if you want to get to the point where you are important enough to send that email, you won’t get there writing in caps.

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5.18.2009

How to be Smarter: People get a maximum of two hours to respond to text messages if sent during the normal day; if sent past 11, they have until the next morning to respond. Harassing someone’s inbox because they didn’t reply quick enough is too much too soon and will scare more people (boys) away.

How to be Prettier: J.crew flip flops, the wedge-ish ones that everyone was wearing two or three years ago, are no longer in style. Please move those to the back of your closet and save them for shower sandals in the dorms :)
How to be (less) Awkward: If you have one of those jobs that you need to dress nice for work, don’t be one of those people that wears running shoes with suits and pencil skirts. A comfortable pair of flats does the job while looking much nicer. WHAT IF THERE IS A CUTE BOY ON THE SUBWAY!

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5.15.2009

How to be Smarter: “Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr. 


How to be Prettier: Ray Bans are coming back hard. Love this pair, and its on sale.

How to be (less) Awkward: A boy has to be liked by your mom, your best friend, and your dog before he can even be slightly considered for the long-term, coveted “keeper” status. 

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5.14.2009

How to be Smarter: Humans need structure; try to create routines that provide a sense of stability to your day. This is especially important if you are in freelance work/a profession where the majority of your day is unstructured.


How to be Prettier: Sparkle when the light hits you, both metaphorically and physically–you need a hint of shimmer in your foundation for the summer.

How to be (less) Awkward: Be with a guy that likes you enough to brag about your accomplishments independent of his own to people in his life. 

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5.13.2009

How to be Smarter: You honestly have to know the difference between these two, regardless of your geek status. Click here

How to be Prettier: I hate drinking lots of water but I know I’m suppose to. One little thing I do to get more water in me is I always fill my cup with ice all the way then pour the soda/juice over it, and in restaurants, I always ask for extra ice in my drinks. Water is water, regardless of how you get it into your body!

How to be (less) Awkward: Be the kind of person that gets too excited for theme parties, parades, and/or any event that requires a tee shirt. The kind of people that can get excited for the day to day events about everyday life are the kind of people that are happier, more likable, and, in general, tend to have more fun.

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5.12.2009

How to be Smarter: Bikram yoga is life changing.

How to be Prettier: If you are a small person, you must carry a small bag. If you are big person, you can get away with a larger bag. Keep things in proportion.
How to be (less) Awkward: Instead of saying “thats dumb” or “she’s stupid,” try “silly.” “Thats silly he dumped you for someone else.” “What a silly girl to not know that.” It seems less harsh and abrasive.

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5.11.2009

How to be Smarter: Spend ten minutes a day doing something that will help you reach your ultimate goal. Ten minutes a day writing your novel; ten minutes a day doing jumping jacks; ten minutes a day researching better career options. Time adds up in a real, quantifiable way. 

How to be Prettier: A lot of times what feels like hunger is really thirst. Have a glass of water, wait a few minutes, and then, if you are still hungry, eat. 
How to be (less) Awkward: No coffee with espresso shots before job interviews. You will already be awake and pumped up enough–you don’t want them to think you are a overactive, jumpy wierdo. 

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5.08.2009

How to be Smarter: Don’t change your resume; change your life and your resume will follow. 

How to be Prettier: Embellished headbands are the future. Click here
How to be (less) Awkward: If you’re riding in a cab and you’re not thinking totally clearly, put the cab ID number in your phone. If you forget something in the cab, the ID number makes it a lot easier to track down. 

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5.07.2009

How to be Smarter: Clutter isn’t about too much stuff; its about being indecisive about what you really need in your life. This applies to both physical and mental clutter. 

How to be Prettier: Use white eyeliner on the inside tips of your eyes to make your eyes appear bigger.
How to be (less) Awkward: When meeting the boyfriend’s ex/old hookup buddy, you must compliment her on one specific thing. Its so much harder to talk badly about someone behind their back if they have made the effort to be nice to you. 

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5.06.2009

How to be Smarter: Wash dark jeans inside out so their dye doesn’t fade or run.

How to be Prettier: Personalize your stationary; I like this site: www.palmtreepapers.com 
How to be (less) Awkward: On a similar stationary note; email thank you are not acceptable. A handwritten note says you took the time to dig around your apartment for a stamp and to walk to the mailbox. 

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5.05.2009

How to be Smarter: After a class ends, stay in contact with the professor via email or the occasional stop by their office–you will need references for grad school later on. 

How to be Prettier: Put a dash of baby powder if your hair if its oily and you don’t have time to wash it. 
How to be (less) Awkward: I have invented a rule that tells you have you feel about old boyfriends; its called the Old Boyfriend Apparel rule. If you willingly put on your ex’s clothes to either snuggle around in or go to bed in, you still have feelings for him. Its a good judge of what your insides are feeling. 

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