1.02.2009
How to be Smarter: Today at the supermarket, instead of buying UsWeekly and Hello!, swap one of them out for Forbes.
How to be Prettier: Order whatever you want at a restaurant–just make sure everything you order is size small.
How to be less Awkward: When being a house guest, the maximum amount of time you can spend showering is eight minutes, and the total maximum time you can be in the bathroom at a stretch is ten minutes.
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