How to be Smarter: You must learn the capitals of the ten
most-populated states today, for reference and to make news reading
How to be Prettier: Go buy satin pillowcases. They are less harmful to your hair and skin, keeping your hair smoother and less dry and your face more wrinkle-free.
How to be less Awkward: Always shake people’s hands when meeting people
for the first time–boys, girls, bosses, professors, girl sitting next
to you in class. Everyone, no exceptions. Its polite AND friendly–you
can’t go wrong.